More Awful than Awful

One of our friends loaned us a video for J. to watch; I will never look at our friend the same way again. It's called "The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue," and it is the vilest piece of children's animation I have ever seen. Everything about it is bad: the writing, the animation, the voices, the music. What's worse, J. loves it. Each time I have to endure it, I expect to find some redeeming nugget. Unfortunately, each viewing is worse than the last. I never knew a children's video could be so awful, so soul-robbingly awful. I am compelled to burn the video and separate the remains into 37 small packets, and scatter them across North and South America so that this abomination can never take form again.